Funny Urdu Jokes - Page 4

 

21- Ik larki thi deewani si Mobile lay kay chalti thi Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujh se Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai? yeh ON kaise hota hai?

22- Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta

23- Yash Johar is producing a new film& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

24- Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain : beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga
bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay …. !!!!

25- kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

26- Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

27- Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

28- Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…

29- A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

30- Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi…

31- Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…

32- Kash tum bakri hotay ! Main tumhain ghaas khilata
or pyar say tumhara seeng hilata aur pochta…
PAGAL kon??? tum ya Main?
or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..

33-If dentists make films,the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!

 

     
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