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Jab meri maut ho jaye,to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se lejana aur jab le ke jao to mera nikal ke hiladena........Kya?
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abe haath.

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Jealous Husband;

"Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?"

Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi....

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ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor...
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sey hilaooo or bolo...
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"" IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN""

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Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
Chalo Ab Udas Mat Ho,Mein Hon Na.
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Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.
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Muj Se Shadi Kerogi.
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Film Dekhi Hai Tum Ne?
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She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?

Do U Know?

"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo...............................

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5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun.
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5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka
pehle se mota or xtra lamba
jo aap ko day pehlay se ziada maza
sakun or aram ki zamanat
master ka
molti foam
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Punjabi salesman bargaining wid lady
baji dopaty vichon sanu kuj ni labda, kameez vichon fair ve do lab jande ne, shalwar vich tay sanu paliyon pana painda aey.
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