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U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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Gin lena puray hy:-D

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Jb wo make up karti hy
to bilkul reema lagti hy
wah wah

jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti hy

Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti hy

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School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy
Pappu ko Qabz b shadeed hy
Toilet me na to light hy,
Pappu ki halat tight hy,
Bhens bari ya Aqal bari,
Pappu ki pant me Nikal pari.
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Subah Se Ise Intzar Me Bemar Pary Hein
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""FARAZ""
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K Sham Ko Koi Fruit Leke A jy
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Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya

Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.

What?

Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...

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Aik Aadmi Doctor kay paas gaya aur us se kaha Doctor sahab mujhe PATLAY motion hain.
Doctor: Kitne Patle Hain????
Patient: Buhat Patle Hain.
Doctor: Phir Bhi Kitne Patle???????
Patient: Itne Patle Motion Hain kay app KULLI bhi kar sakte hain!!!
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Aap ki Life mein 1 Aisi Larki aye Gi Jo Sirf Aap ki Hogi Hogi.

Ap us se BeHad Pyar Karo gy.

Ap Dono Ki Mohabat Bemisaal Hogi .

Ap Usey KISS karo Gy Jb Wo Kareeb Akar Kahy Gi .

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PAPA . . . . . !

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Me Shbshe Nalaj Hn
Mere ko Na
Koi B Sms Ni Kalta
Shab Bisy Hei
Kisi ko Meli Yad Ni Aati
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Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947 Alif...Annar By....Bakry Py....Pankha . . . . . . . . . . . . Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008. Alif...Aataa By....Bijli Py....Petrol
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Arz Kya Hay.....
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli...
Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli......
Perda Joo Uthaya too Under Say Siah Nikli.
     
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